FAQ

Timmy and Jimmy are the slightly sleep-deprived masterminds behind this comic shop. They hunt down epic issues, argue about which hero would actually win in a fight, and somehow still remember to ship your orders on time.

It all started with a packet of ketchup. Timmy grabbed a late-night snack at a gas station, Jimmy dared him to try the “mystery dog,” and the ketchup packet exploded like a tiny tomato grenade. As they cleaned up the crime scene, a stray cat appeared, stared into their souls, and knocked the hot dog off the counter with one judgmental paw. They took it as a sign, adopted the cat, and swore never to speak of that snack again. Every time they tried to choose a name, the cat would just blink slowly, knock something else off a shelf, and walk away like it knew too much. To this day, the legend of that ketchup packet lives on in their nightmares and in the cat’s smug little face… so that’s why they never eat gas station hot dogs.

Let’s just say their mom’s cactus has seen fewer birthdays but somehow looks way younger. The cactus is thriving, they’re powered by coffee and nostalgia, and everyone’s pretending not to notice.

From classic caped crusaders to weird indie gems where a toaster is the main character, they stock whatever makes them say, “Wait, what did I just read?” If it’s fun, nerdy, or delightfully strange, it probably lives here.

Absolutely. Shirts, prints, maybe a mug that silently judges you for reading at 3 a.m. If it helps you show off your inner comic nerd, they’re probably trying to put their logo on it.

Fast enough that you’ll be impressed, but not so fast you’ll suspect time travel. Once your order leaves their lair, it’s in the hands of heroic postal workers (and the occasional confused sorting robot).

Yes. That’s the answer. They’re real people who act like characters, or characters who somehow got access to a shipping label printer. Either way, your comics arrive, so the universe seems okay with it.Want help tweaking the tone (more absurd, more “comic nerd,” etc.) before you paste?